What's on my Desk?

I made a list of stuff on my desk:

My new Acer 22” monitor
an old HP keyboard
an old Microsoft (ughh) optical mouse
an old set of Cyber Acoustics computer speakers
a black organizer full of trumpet music, notebooks, and empty folders
random school notes, returned tests, and other finished assignments
my other wallet that's empty
a Microsoft Sidewinder Precision 2 joystick
a white alarm clock
a glasses cleaning cloth
a bottle of glasses cleaning spray
a cup with a bunch of re-chargeable batteries
a several battery chargers
an old Wacom Art Pad II tablet
an invitation to someone's birthday party.
A cleenex
a set of drawing pencils and an eraser and a pencil sharpener
a really old logitech webcam that doesn't work with Ubuntu.
A comb
some empty airsoft bb bottles
an airsoft bb trap
a remote-control for a helicopter
4 really old hard drives
2 calculators
2 lamps
an iRiver e100 USB cable
a bottle of silly string
3 pencil cans
a pencil case
several candy wrappers
vocabulary cards for my writing class
many Linux distribution cds
an exacto knife
a shiny silver ball in a cardboard box
a standard power strip
a million cables it seems
several music cds
an airsoft bb container full of tools such as pliers, screwdrivers, wrenches, electrical tape,
and who knows what else.
A '68 Cougar Hot Wheels car
a spool of empty DVD's
a lot of trumpet books including the Arban book
a tuba book
a hymnal
more tools not in the airsoft bb container
a jar of random stuff
at least 3 or 4 notepads
a New Testament
a Thesaurus
a Bible
a Bugle
a pair of drumsticks
a bendable tripod
a throwing knife
a big stack a magazines: mainly World, hunting magazines, aviation magazines, and
Popular Mechanics
a rag
a red bouncy ball
an instrument tuner
a VeggieTales Silly song DVD
a keychain of old keys
a deck of cards
Digital Lighting and Rendering by Jeremy Birn


That's most of it. Wanna know what's under my desk? (just kidding, I couldn't put you through that.) What's on your desk?